The Capsule:
Sometime in the early 21 century, Scotland is plagued by the
Reaper Virus (note to scientists, don’t let heavy metal bands name your
virus). In order to contain the
infection, the British government walls off the entire country. When the Reaper Virus resurfaces in London 30-odd years later,
the government sends an elite military team into the wasteland in search of Dr.
Kane (Malcolm McDowell), who was working on a cure. Led by badass Major Sinclair (Rhona Mitra), the team must battle hordes of cannibal
punks and medieval knights (!) through decaying cities, open roadways, and
tourist attractions of post-apocalyptic Scotland. Even if they manage to find a cure and get
out, they will have to deal with Canaris (David O'Hara), a nefarious politician
who may not have the public’s best interest at heart.


HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP), even unofficial remakes like LOCKOUT. The interesting thing with DOOMSDAY is that it doesn’t just rip-off one film, it rips-off a half dozen of them and blends them together into an oddball smoothie. DOOMSDAY is clearly a take on ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK and ROAD WARRIOR, but it also has elements of GHOST IN THE SHELL (the anime), ALIENS, 28 DAYS LATER, and most bizarrely, EXCALIBUR.


She is such a badass that her boss gives her 46 hours to
complete her mission. If they had given
her the full two days, she would have just spent the last two hours waiting at
the extraction site, smoking. They had
to make it challenging for her.

In fact, I think the whole cannibal angle is mostly for
show. There don’t seem to be enough non-cannibal affiliated people around for these guys to sustain a full man eating lifestyle. Plus, it is shown that there
are huge herds of wild cows just outside of Glasgow, so they are clearly not
desperate for food. Cannibalism is
merely a status thing in Scotland. Every
once in a while they make a big show out of eating a dude. They are kind of like lapsed Catholics only going
to Mass at Christmas.

More interesting by far is the whacked out medieval world he’s
built. His people haven’t just adopted a
simpler way of life, they’ve gone full Renaissance Fair. There are serfs and blacksmiths and dudes
with hay carts. I think I saw Hodor in
one crowd shot. Sinclair even has a fight with
the Black Knight! I am sure none of the
extras had any idea they were in a movie set in the future. And as soon as they escape the castle, bam,
straight into the ROAD WARRIOR. You
could get whiplash from this movie.



It’s also a cute touch that Sol has his dead girlfriend
propped up beside him in his car, and she keeps getting more and more
accidental abuse. It turns out to be a
very misguided gesture of affection.
Even though he stumbles on the action, Marshall sticks to his
horror roots and makes it nice and bloody (at least in the unrated version I
have). The squibs are super juicy, heads
explode, and the virus makeup is mega gross and boily. The wide eyed doctor from Sinclair’s team actually
stops running for a second just so he can wince when a biker punk has a messy
wipeout. Overall, it is very satisfying.
Another bright spot in the movie is Sinclair’s boss, Bill
Nelson, played by Bob Hoskins. He’s
mostly just in the 28 DAYS LATER style London under siege by the infected scenes,
and he plays the same guy Bob Hoskins always plays, but any Bob Hoskins is
refreshing. I love that he represents
the Cockney perspective in the austere, upper crust Parliamentary briefings. He gets to use the phrases “tits-up” and
“fuck-all” in the same speech. It’s a nice
counter to Alexander Siddig’s wimpy Prime Minister Hatcher and the overtly evil
Canaris.
In the end [Spoiler], Sinclair gives Nelson the recording she
made of Canaris’ boasting about letting all the poor people in London die out
before offering the cure to the virus.
The implication being that Nelson will release it to cause a huge public
outcry against Canaris. Because we all
know that releasing a recording of damaging statements and showing a cavalier
attitude toward abuse of power will end a politician's career instantly. Unless Canaris explains it was just “locker room
talk”.
Extra crazy points for the last scene. Sinclair has decided to stay in the Scottish
Wastelands, for some reason. She goes
back to Glasgow and presents the cannibal punks with Sol’s head. After a second to reflect, they all cheer and
accept Sinclair as their new leader. I
don’t quite see her motivation for doing that, but those guys do seem like a
fun bunch and they really know how to throw a barbecue, so why not?
In keeping with the theme, though, it is a totally rip off
of the end of FURY ROAD. Wait a minute…
C Chaka