It may come as a shock to those familiar to this site, but I
have my limits. There are some movies so
amateurishly bad even I can’t sit through them.
I have a natural aversion to shot on video (SOV) stuff, because video is
such an ugly, flat, and lifeless format (even untreated HD video). DIY horror can also be hard to take. Often, it’s just a bunch of bored gorehounds
whose idea of a movie is stitching together a bunch of repetitious, blood
drenched murders over a skeletal plot.
You can only see fake intestines pulled out so many times before it
loses its impact. On the other hand, I’m
a sucker for an ambitious, creative story, no matter how cheaply done or
successfully accomplished. A shining
example is the late ‘80’s vampire splatterpunk epic, DARKNESS.
The Capsule:
After witnessing a violent slaughter at a convenience store
(which extends into his family’s trailer park), Tobe (Gary Miller) hits the
road to track down Liven (Randall Aviks), the bloodsucker responsible for the
carnage. Along the way, he must wipe out
all the goth metal vampire dens Liven leaves in his wake. Things may be a little more than this shotgun
toting teen can handle when he catches up with lord vamp. Liven has created a small army of the undead,
and Tobe must team up with a batch of aimless stoners in order to survive the
night. For in this small, unnamed Kansas
town, Death walks the streets in acid-washed jeans.
I first heard about Leif Jonker’s DARKNESS in the mid ‘90s
in the pages of Film Threat magazine. It
wasn’t a review, just a blurb in the back with a single, phenomenally gross picture. The movie had the legendary cult status that
came from inaccessibility. A “I knew a
guy whose brother’s friend had seen this tape…” kind of thing. Various crappy looking VHS cuts floated
around the horror underground since 1993, but it was finally made widely available
(and viewable) when the restored DVD special edition was released in 2006. This is when I finally saw it. It lived up to the hype.
For those who watched Kevin Smith’s first film, CLERKS, and
thought everyone looked too Hollywood, this movie is for you. It is dead on in its portrayal of small town
suburban teens in the late ‘80s (it was shot in ’88 and 89). If I didn’t know it was shot in the Midwest,
I would have been sure some of those kids went to high school with me. I owned the exact same Hard Rock Café tee
shirt that one of the main characters wears.
If you were a teen in those years, so did you. One of the kids actually looks (and acts) like
a prototype of Jay of Jay and Silent Bob fame.
One of the advantages of this totally average looking cast is that there
is no guessing who is going to be a survivor.
The playing field is wide open. It
also avoids the standard horror movie caste system (the Jock, the Nerd, the
Party Girl, the Nice Girl, etc.), making it really feel like anyone could go at
any moment.
A lot of the undead hoard is taken from Kansas’ apparently abundant
pool of goth metal Fangoria readers. They
saved a lot of money on make-up, since most of those kids were trying to look
like vampires to begin with. I counted
at least three different people in Iron Maiden tee shirts. Some of these guys went all out, looking
absolutely thrilled to be covered in fake blood. There is also a wide selection of distinctly
late ‘80s suburban punk/industrial hairdo to be seen. It is interesting on an anthropological
level.
Aside from few adult exceptions, this is solely a teenaged
opera. It’s almost like CHILDREN OF THE
CORN, except that they try to pass off kids in inappropriate professions. The girl playing the cop in the opening looks
like she is just out of middle school.
The story also has that kind of romantic, “us against the world” feel
that only a teenager would write. When
Tobe’s family is killed, he hits the road, alone, looking to take down the
vampire responsible. I don’t think it
ever occurs to him to tell the cops, or perhaps just stay the fuck away from
the vampire who slaughtered dozens of people in front of his eyes. In the end,
when [SPOILER] Liven gets away, the traumatized survivors who just barely
escaped death load into a gun filled Civic hatchback and head after him. There is zero consideration given to school,
jobs, other family, money, or perhaps going to the hospital. I think they changed clothes, at least. I know the adults aren’t going to believe their
crazy vampire story, but they should at least leave a note. The entire town was wiped out. That’s going to raise questions.
Also, no one seems that broken up over the death of their
parents. They get more emotional over
losing someone they just met an hour ago.
Kids today, or 30 years ago, such ingrates.
The movie plays fast and
loose with the vampire rulebook.
Vampires can be killed by sunlight, holy water (carried in a two liter
Coke bottle), or normal bullets (or machetes) to the heart. Also by having their heads explode. People who are bitten will turn into vampires
in anywhere from several minutes to 30 seconds after the bite. These vampires have no interest in subtlety or
deception. They are practically zombies,
running straight towards any warm body. Most
of them don’t have fangs, so they compensate by using guns, knives, and power
tools. They also don’t have much regard
for self-preservation. None of them seems
to realize they should avoid sunlight until they are all melting in a field. This is why there needs to be vampire
orientation classes. Liven is the only
one smart enough to burrow into the ground to avoid being cooked.
Another great thing about this movie is that all the time of
day text counts down to sunset (11 Minutes Until Sunset, 28 Minutes Until Sunrise,
Three Days Later and 1 Hour Until Sunset, etc.).
Like everything in DARKNESS, the gore effects are
amateurish. They make up for it in sheer
volume. It doesn’t hit the dizzying
heights of DEAD ALIVE, but it comes close.
Every penny of the movie’s $5,000 budget must have gone to fake blood,
squibs, and latex. The climactic vampire
melt down must have used a pumper truck worth of blood.
Calling these practical effects is a bit of an
understatement. It’s not to say they
aren’t impressive, though. The director had
an ingenious method for achieving the exploding head gags (it held the record
for the most exploding heads in a movie at the time). They built a model head, filled it with
blood, and shot it with a shotgun from off screen. Again, this is a testament to the dedication,
ingenuity, and stupidity of teenage filmmaking.
It didn’t stop there. One scene
has a vampire chasing the hero down a flight of stairs with a working
chainsaw. I’m astounded this didn’t turn
into an accidental snuff film.
This was director Leif Jonker’s only film, which is a down
right shame. DARKNESS cannot be
considered high art, but compared to what a bunch of teenagers normally come up
with on a $5,000 budget, it is pretty remarkable. Jonker has a good eye for dramatic
staging. The shot of Liven rising from
the earth at sunset is intercut with the chilling stare of a lifeless girl’s
unblinking eye. It’s surprisingly
effective. Jonker gives nods to his cinematic
influences. Bits of sound design and
camera work have a Sam Raimi feel, some locations echo Argento, the minimalist
score (when not pelting out death metal) sounds a bit like Luci’s ZOMBIE. Alas, it took all his efforts just to get
DARKNESS out to the world, and his proposed sequel, VAMPIRE FEROX (!), never
materialized. The cast grew up into regular
non acting people, though judging from the DVD special features, everyone seems
to have very fond memories of running around town at night, covered in blood
and shooting guns (hopefully with blanks).
I’m glad to have this one, at least, but I’ll always be curious to know
if Jonker could have topped himself.
Worse yet, it means that Liven is still out there
somewhere. I can only hope there will
group of angsty, reckless teens around to take him on.
C Chaka
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